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Introducing: Your 2009 Europa Eccentrics

Categories: Fantasy Teams, Introductions and Roster Rundown
Tags: 2009, american league, andre ethier, arizona diamondbacks, autopick draft, awards, baseball, bench players, blake dewitt, boston red sox, casey blake, chase utley, chris volstad, conor jackson, cory wade, cy young award, dancer girls, delivery symmetry, dudes named blake, dustin pedroia, europa, fantasy, florida marlins, funny shirts, hilarity ensues, his joint(s) fell off, houston astros, ian kinsler, indians, james loney, jayson werth, jhonny peralta, joe mauer, johnny damon, jon lester, jonathan papelbon, jose lopez, josh hamilton, justin masterson, kerry wood, los angeles dodgers, minnesota twins, national league, new york yankees, ninjas, ollie perez, orlando hudson, philadelphia phillies, roto, roy halladay, roy oswalt, san francisco giants, seattle mariners, st louis cardinals, texas rangers, tim lincecum, tony c award, toronto blue jays, trade bait, troy glaus, ucla, waivers, weird pronunciations, winning innings, wtf, yahoo

I have to warn you all that this is my first year running a fantasy team, so I might fail epically… but I’m pretty sure I’ll have fun. I’m in a Yahoo! public league, roto 5×5 (BA, RBI, RS, SB, HR, W, K, ERA, SV, WHIP), with 11 other teams. It was an autopick draft, and I had my priorities a little bit messed up — but without further ado, I present: Your 2009 Europa Eccentrics (with their 2008 stats in italics)!

Hitters:

C: Joe Mauer .328 BA, 9 HR, 85 RBI, 98 RS, 1 SB

I literally have nothing bad to say about this guy.

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