Posts Tagged ‘james anthony happ

06
Apr
09

Official Awards Predictions 2009 (Complete With Top 5 Voting)

Figured I’d follow up my divisional predictions with the awards coverage I said I’d have.

Because I’m mean, I’m going to make you follow the jump. You can’t resist the urge to figure out why this post is tagged with “Luke Hochevar”! You know you can’t!

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05
Apr
09

Official Division Predictions 2009

I just want to see how wrong I’ll be.

Actual predictions and pretty pictures are after the jump. (I do have AL predictions, I just don’t like their logo.)

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05
Mar
09

How we’ve been found: February 26th to March 4th

What’s The Point: This is the first installment of our “How We’ve Been Found” series, which will appear approximately every Wednesday. The point of this is to give you a bit of information about how we’re doing statistically, and how people (including you, of course,) have been getting to our blog.

Individual Pageviews:

  • 02/26: 1
  • 02/27: 4
  • 02/28: 7
  • 03/01: 8
  • 03/02: 6
  • 03/03: 10
  • 03/04: 6

Search Engine Terms:

  • 02/26: “pics of kevin mench”
  • 02/27: “cole hamels wallpaper”, “funny red sox pics”
  • 02/28: “jon lester”
  • 03/01: (none)
  • 03/02: “cole hamels”, “phillies sexy”
  • 03/03: (none)
  • 03/04: “funny boston red sox fan photos”, “j.a. happ”

I’d like to award a Potentially Funny Prize to whichever peculiar soul searched for “pics of kevin mench”. Congrats.

14
Feb
09

Guy who broke Chase Utley’s hand signs new deal

He’s taller than Cha Seung Baek, but shorter than J.A. Happ. He’s a bit more roly-poly than Aaron Cook, but less roly-poly than the Roly-Poly King himself, Joe Blanton. He’s funnier than Dan Uggla, but unsurprisingly really boring compared to Jonathan Papelbon. He’s a lot less famous than John Lennon, but a little bit more famous than Kevin Mench’s Eagles tattoo. Who is he? John Freakin’ Lannan! And everyone cares!

Do your shoulders hurt just looking at that delivery? If they dont, youre a cyborg. Or an idiot.

Do your shoulders hurt just looking at the scapular whatever on that delivery? If they don't, you're a cyborg. Or an idiot. Or you're Chase Utley and your fourth metacarpal bone still feels like hell.

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